i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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