Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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