i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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