I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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