So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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