So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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