woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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