You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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