just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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