butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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