she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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