that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
why is half of my head shaved?
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