Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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