No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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