just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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