she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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