she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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