Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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