Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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