We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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