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i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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