You were right. It hurts to walk today.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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