therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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