I'm pants shitting drunk right now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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