Have you finally orgasmed yet?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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