her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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