Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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