I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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