I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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