i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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