Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
porn star boner night. come get it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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