More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
