The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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