drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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