I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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