My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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