Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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