At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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