just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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