a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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