tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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