I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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