I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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