Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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