I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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