I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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