you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
