If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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