But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
