so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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