Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
