How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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