I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I party with great urgency now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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