Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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