sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
this hospital has no fireball
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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