discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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