One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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